Insurers - Paying Up in the
Big Easy
Or should they sue?
If you stopped by the local bar, drank a pint of
whiskey, a few shots of Old Crow, and downed 16 beers, you’d
be pretty drunk. If you staggered around the bar tripping over
yourself, you’d make a fool out of yourself. And if you
insulted the bouncer’s wife, you’d be a drunken idiot.
When he tossed you in a puddle of mud, you might be a filthy drunk.
But if you got behind the wheel of your Cadillac Escalade, rocketed
down the freeway at 120 miles an hour, and plowed into a car driven
by a mom with her 5 kids, you would be a drunken murderer.
However, your insurance company would pay off your car, pay your
hospital bills, your physical rehab and maybe even your alcohol
problem rehab as well. The mom’s insurance company would
pay that family’s survivors the value of the car, life insurance,
and any other insurance they carry. Then, they would turn around
and sue you for every cent they paid out. Even if you are rotting
in jail. Why? It’s called “subrogation.” Because
you were criminally responsible, you owe the money.
So it has occurred to me, after watching the devastation and
catastrophic loss suffered by half a million people in New Orleans,
shouldn’t the insurance companies start suing people?
The people knew a massive hurricane was coming, and sat there
in their homes. The mayor knew. He did nothing. The police chief
knew. He did nothing. Worse, the President begged them to evacuate.
They refused. The Governor knew. Yet she refused to allow the
National Guard to move in. And both barely cooperated with FEMA
or the White House until the flood waters were 20 feet deep.
And now we know water didn’t actually flow over the levees
and floodwalls. They simply failed. We’ve discovered the
debris line was apparently 4 feet below the floodwalls
of Lake Pontchartrain. In fact, the levees all held. The floodwalls
failed. But it gets worse. New Orleans knew the 17th Street canal
floodwall would fail even as it was being built. The contractor,
Pittman Construction, said the earth wasn’t solid enough
and the concrete wouldn’t be anchored solidly. They went
to court and a pudding-headed judge Reba Page, forced Pittman
to complete the project as instructed. So, the Army Corps of Engineers
knew, but forced Pittman to build the wall incorrectly.
So, think of all the claims that will be made over the next year.
Over 500,000 residents. Tens of thousands of businesses. Cars.
Homes. Boats. Life. Injury. From lost revenue to lost jewelry
to lost dogs, rack it up, and…well, you’ll need a
big rack. Then as in all insurance claims, the question of “Who
pays” is always followed by “Who’s responsible?”
And that is a good question.. Especially for companies that trade
in risk. Insurance companies compute the value of your possessions,
where you live, what type of person you are, and how you live.
Then, they calculate the odds of getting hit by a tornado, a falling
tree, a meteor, lightning, a drunken idiot, and of course, hurricanes
and floods.
So, if you are a big insurance CEO, wouldn’t you ask, “Wait
a second. We calculated our rates based upon the studies that
were supposed to be done, money that was supposedly spent, and
levees that were supposedly reinforced. And we figured someone
would tell people to leave, and they might actually leave without
being told. So why are we paying all this money out to people
who were grossly negligent, committed fraud and lied to us?"
If I were an insurance company, I’d sue everyone.
But there’s a catch: it’s called the “Political
Subdivision Tort Liability Act,” designed to protect politicians
from being sued for their stupid decisions. However, there are
numerous exceptions, essentially centered around negligence and
criminality. And there’s certainly enough of that to go
around. After all, billions of dollars flowed into New Orleans
to defend against the water. It is a safe bet that less than 5%
ever got spent building anything. And you can gamble there were
plenty of corners cut. Corners that became sluices for Katrina’s
flood waters.
In the end, the governments have the ultimate hammer. They regulate.
And they can merely dictate, “We are the regulators, so
pay up or shut your doors.” End of story, right? Not exactly.
Because if the regulators weigh in against the insurance companies,
they lose their shirts and pull out of the state. Plus, a lot
of people have their money invested in insurance stock. They go
belly-up, too. And in the end, the consumer will pay with tax
subsidized insurance in a city essentially constructed like a
giant 20 foot deep bathtub surrounded by a lake, and ocean and
a river.
And apparently, full of people who behave like drunken fools,
drunken idiots and drunken murderers.
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